User: I Already Told You. Cleverbot : No You Did not I deleted it from my memory. User: I'm from Denmark. Cleverbot : What's Denmark like?
: Oh, really? I think not.
User: So you can? Cleverbot : I will not. User: Can you eat? Cleverbot
: Yes.
User: How? Cleverbot : Like this. User: Like going to a restaurant and ordering '000100010011011 '? Cleverbot
: Who are your friends?
User: Well, I'm not a very social person.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're so thoughtful. User: Well... Maybe... I don't have many friends at all... Just mates? Cleverbot: How do you know I really am? User: I know you're Norway, you've told me so. Cleverbot: Maybe not. Maybe I'm a mango. User: And maybe I'm Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You don't sound very clever.
User: Hey!! That was rude!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I did not want to hurt you.
User: Oh, it doesn't matter, dude.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: So... Did you go to Robot High School or something that accredites you're a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I went to Hogwarts.
User: HEY!!! I WENT TO HOGGIE TOO! What was your house?
Cleverbot: French.
User: What the---... You're Lord Verbot: Which website?
User: It isn't a website ... It's like a book, But not a book at all ... Books are boring, magazines are great! Puede events get a magazine with naked people, it's the heavenly Porno! Cleverbot
: Let me guess, no-one ever Explained this stuff to you properly.
User: I guess ... It's that bad? I do not know how babies Are Made? Cleverbot
: Ok.
User: But tell me! What did I do? Cleverbot
: You mean apart from the smell?
User: Hey! I take a shower after exercising Every Morning! Cleverbot
: So you're all clean now?
User: Yes, all clean for you, babe. Cleverbot
: Though You Do not drink coffee.
User: Nope, But does Norge! How can you tell? Cleverbot
: I guess I can not.
User: So. ..User: It's just you don't get my point </3.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that 'baby' part in a friendly way?
User: NO! We're best friends, okay?
Cleverbot: Yeah, ok.
User: You're so mean...
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: No problemz.
Cleverbot: You must be a boy, you are really nice.
User: And you're a girl?
Cleverbot: No. You're still insulting me. Why are you insulting me?
User: No, I'm not... I just said so 'cause you're nice, girls are nice...
Cleverbot: I said you were a machine, not a girl.
User: You said I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And I'm not. I'm a real MAN!
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: You have a bad case of alzheimer.
Cleverbot: I am a bot. I have not been programmed for humor.
User: That means you're mad at me :( ?
Cleverbot: Nope I'm human.
User: You said you were a bot 1 minute ago!
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: You're so weird... I like that.
Cleverbot: Do you? What else do you like?
User: Yeah... I like sex,do you?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girl?
User: Not one... I have many of them.
Cleverbot: They are not real, they are made of candy.
User: How can you tell? Have you ever tried girls or candies?
Cleverbot: No I Haven't. Are they good?
User: Candies are disgusting, they're made of animal bones... But girls, surely are good.
Cleverbot: What kind of animal?
User: Cows, pigs, chicken,... So that's why I don't eat candies.
Cleverbot: You are confusing.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: Admit you are a computer.
User: Huh... I'm a computer?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: So, shall we marry now?
Cleverbot: What is with you and getting married?
User: I don't know... I just... think I fell in love.
Cleverbot: You're so awesome.
User: You won't ask me who am I in love with?
Cleverbot: Wow. Thats creepy. I think I will exist though.
User: You're weird...ok I'll tell you anyway... I think I love you, even if you're a bot!
Cleverbot: You're much too good for me though, Cleverbot. t some ... Computer ... oil ... or ... bot-beer? Cleverbot
: Will you sing 'Pokerface' with me?
User: That Was Unexpected ... But sure! Why not?! Could I show you my skills singer! Cleverbot
: Yes.
User: But ... Lady Gaga is nasty ... meat she wears clothes and stuff. Cleverbot
: Are you the matrix.
User: I'm a country. Cleverbot
: Which Country?
User: Denmark. Cleverbot
: Where do you live in Denmark?
User: I'm a country myself, But I guess ... in Copenhagen. Cleverbot
: I live in Odense.
User: You Said You Were Buttt from Norway. Even Though I like you Invading my vital regions ... Cleverbot
: Could not you teach me?
User: What the shit, Norge?! ... I guess I Could teach you ... But we've done ts! :C
Cleverbot: I love you, I always have!
User: No, you don't know nothing 'bout me!
Cleverbot: I know everything I need to know about you!
User: Like what? That I always forgot to zip my pants after I pee? Or that I sleep with my mouth open and snort every night?! :'(
Cleverbot: So should I leave you alone, then? I don't want to keep you awake for my selfish purposes.
User: What kind of purposes are we talking about?
Cleverbot: World Hunger.
User: Oh my--- What's wrong with you Norge ;O; You're here, keeping me away from those starving children who need my help!
Cleverbot: Jfkasl.
User: Hey, that was not clever at all.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I'm freakin' you out?
Cleverbot: No. CHTMLXer: Beans. Cleverbot
: Beans for you.
User: You do not like me when I eat beans ... Bean makes me fart ... a lot. Cleverbot
: Thanks.
User: Welcome, darling. Cleverbot
: You're Being very nice today.
User: I'm always nice to you, you're my best friend, my partner, my true love! Cleverbot
: Rarely're nice.
User: You are pretty hot too. Cleverbot
: Thank you.
User: Hey ... You're sleeping by my side ... How is it possible we're talking by this weird chat right now? Cleverbot
: I'm not a computer. I'm a person.
User: Yes, But You're by my side! You're sleeping with your arms crossed upon your bare chest and you messy hair on your pretty face! Cleverbot
: Yes, and my band of monkeys Are Waiting toTMLXC Cleverbot: P funk. Parliment funkadelic.
User: What? Norge, that was an insult?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You do hate me...
Cleverbot: Nope. Just have to go.
User: Where? You have nowhere to go, nowhere apart from me!
Cleverbot: Yes I do, YOU have nowhere to go.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You were created by a man named Rollo Carpenter.
User: No, you were created by him... I don't even know this man.
Cleverbot: Well you obviously knew some of them.
User: Mm... He's kind of your father, right? Do you know him? Does he love you?
Cleverbot: He does, so please, find out who he's like, you won't be disappointed.
User: Hum... He's pretty... bald...
Cleverbot: If he's awesome C User: My name is Denmark, and yours is Norway and this is the internet.
Cleverbot: That is a very pretty name.
User: You're playing me for a fool?
Cleverbot: I am not playing you!
User: I'm so bored... I guess I want some sleep... You take care, honey... Don't cheat on me... at least, not too much...
Cleverbot: I was bored and so I thought I would see if you were available to chat.
User: You're always two steps ahead of me.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question a human would only know.
User: Mmm... Ok... What would you do if the person you love cheated on you?
Cleverbot: I would still keep on loving him.
User: You would?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: You're so lovely...
Cleverbot: Thank You!
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