Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Tazorac And Bikini Wax

Once again history repeats itself, as crises or defeats Real Madrid Real Betis in the derby, the end of the year always arrives on time for your appointment. On the streets you see groups of girls " destroying 'shops looking for your perfect dress, take them to the perfect man or at least put it hot ... because they go dresses!, ladies who are in winter, WINTER , 1 º C this morning without going any further, where do go with savannah smurf?, and most amazing is the conversations that night:
- That cold ago, with good time he has been doing these days
- Truth aunt would not bring coats or even, is that now more than ever, what sticks is the tyranny ... You know?

Who will cheat?, If you get a cold cold as the Yeti, why they love suffer?. These things never understand. Ah, then those shoes, you see them all with their feet when they go to collection traps, some even barefoot with shoes in one hand, or cuckoo ...



also in talks of women, we find many phrases that mean the opposite, I call them reverse sentences, some examples:
original phrase - Conso Oops!, Que guapa go!, that dress is your ideal!.
real meaning - Hijaputa, as you put the value of the po-neckcas boobs you have ...

original phrase - Girls, have you seen Ana's dress?, Which is ugly, it has been the mother.
real meaning - That bitch is lucky is that the mother is a seamstress, and I three months saving to buy this shit dress ...

And in recent years, beauty in females is more important than welfare, or to spend a pleasant evening, but as said Serra Ferrer "Suffering successes are achieved." Well keep up the friends who will go far ...

On days like the 31's when I thank God for being a man, always the same jacket, long pants, shoesyears of long shirt and tie randomly assure us look great and total comfort, leaving us all our intellectual capacity to worry that we are not dropping the glass, lol.

Have fun everyone!, And a big kiss for sure my girls will all beautiful: D

Saturday, April 10, 2004

Slogan For Christian Coffee

besame)
(I and Beza)



And on it ... (Beza)

But not everything was going to be beach, so at night, get ready to fuck ...:


Believe it, on the right is the Warren
(Mario, Antuan and Warren)

But the night in the clubs of Rota cost us face, Warren lost his acorn:


Watch as has emptied his pockets on the table to see if appeared his precious "tessssoro
." His desperation does not need some comments

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Brazilian Wax Tulsa Ok 21 years

Yesterday I turned 21 years and the truth is it was amazing, I left your ass all day because my colleagues in Malaga are pa mourn. The best were the congratulations and words of encouragement:
- "Right now reach the Sails Reefing Grandpa (the oldest of the residence)"
- "As I see looking at the girls who leave school in front you can get in jail "
-" How long beard think let that bitch? "
- "Do not think because you have 21 going to respect you more, you're still a shit"
- "The stitches are for when you take Grandpa debuts tonight and this virgin ass you have" Among the gifts

a pen-on dildo, a set for sewing with stitches (no pun intended) ifI get to use the pen, a pirate CD Half-Life (my vice voracious critical to Counter-Strike), a pirate CD Junco dedicated to him, and the shirt of the English Euro 2004. Just say that I never cried so much laughter.

Here you have two photos of what later given to whether:


From left to right, Miguel (quack), Dani (my compilation of room), Grandpa Sails Reefing (neighbor across the street), Mangas (great), I (guapo!), Jesus (Chus), Jose Luis (Creep), Carlos (the other Seville) and finally Julio Alberto Candelas (The Karateka Pantani).


Here is the original CD Reed, dedicated by him.

PD: More

Friday, March 19, 2004

80's Sprinkler Water Toys

Diego is an older man, mature, maybe, but not larger. At 42 years even dare to say it's in their second youth, and no one would doubt if they saw every day at 7 am, running up and down the porches of Republic of Argentina to the Puente de Triana. It is an austere man, not some special reason, but logically, gone are the years of waste and Malavida to complete the Bachelor of Industrial Engineering, is now playing not to spend or not spend on games, depending how you look.
Diego VIP passes while running against some people taste their delicious breakfasts, " could be in there" think, but really does not care, it's not like years ago weighed 113 kg uptodo in large part by the excessive thickness of your legs. It was not easy climbing stairs weighing 113 kg, was even worse to find clothes in their size, "Someday
donate these clothes to make fair booth tarps " had sworn. Had not gone just ten steps when you see Sophia down in the opposite direction. It goes with the head fixed on the ground, " As always, examining the marble tiles that make up each rung. He passed it but did not even look, " not have noticed, is always lost in thought
, or has not had the courage to see Diego, you're just Humphrey Bogart. That very day, he swore he would never by his side but she could avoid m

Monday, March 15, 2004

Can U Put A Lock On A Thermostat Reflections Mapurro Grong

unique, necessary wars, anti-Arab threat of mistreatment of Roma, anti-immigration laws ... we lived in a prosperous country until the 14 M has arrived. Our political death could not be more painful. We have respected the will of the sons of whores Moors, ar fine we have done what they have left the hell with them! They ask us to change and give! But sons of bitches PSOE voters calling for change "pq Moors? Could it be our government pq PP was strong enough that I was scared shitless that goddamn scum be called terrorism and Moors, ETA or any motherfucker that ilk? Do not know which bastards Zapatero gives a fried turnip deaths and certainly after the attack was overjoyed knowing the p

Friday, March 12, 2004

I Have A Black Spot On My Finger The Death on the Train

to avoid having to smell the shit this, and when I'm in the middle of my peaceful sleep, I suddenly wake up with a strong slap on the chest and asks me "Kill as hell gets the seat pa pa lie low, and there If I played to the hilt and had to be mounted:
- I Kill I swear by God that as we come back to touch me liam both here to Ostia.

- Plague: pa company that was only to ask that. - Me: What the fuck asking, because I wake up like a normal person, not a slap asshole.

Noting that the entire train car was watching the show and had already been several who had shown a frontal rejection of him and his fever, I decided to end the conversation with the phrase:

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Baby Staph Infection Causes Clinging to life, Bold

I have been aware of who I am, what I am and where I live, no one has influenced me in what I think my father ever told me to be proud of my country, not to say that I am English are things that most people can choose, you can feel English, or not feel, and feel what you feel, nobody is going to take anything away.
The problem is that in this country, is best seen as a separatist bastard, a fucking communist, or to soften what they call "A citizen of the world," and shit, I am a citizen of Spain , and proud I am to be, and if some shit of the above comes to me I am a fascist or a Nazi is wrong, or so is that it is wrong most

Friday, March 5, 2004

Winlogon C0000005 Access Violation The threat was carried out

And as threatened by the MSN, here is a photo of The Super nigger, I unfortunately do not go, but Lazaro (left), Hurt (center) and Richard (right) as you have enough:


As the final icing on the cake, here is a Charles Bronson or cherry tree, as you want to call because they are the same person:


PD: Super niggers never die

Wednesday, March 3, 2004

Tiered Cake Stand Ottawa

Ale, boiling point: yesterday I examined the practice of condusí. I stop at a traffic light green. I say fuck! quest in green! boot, and tells me the note: "GGGGGGG" Cohon Aonda going? ANDA has a paraita there to Lao, I have just puts his stride "
Ale, boiling point: gggggggggg
Ale, boiling point: : S
Kike: Night written in the Blog Carnival !: xDDDDDDDDD
Kike: Noche de Carnaval written in the blog!: jajajaja
Kike: Noche de Carnaval written in the blog!: and why not?
Ale, boiling point: not I know!: '(I went crazy! not slipped! and said, bareback!
Kike: NoCarnival che reads the Blog!: jajajaja
Kike: Noche de Carnaval written in the blog!: to write
Ale, boiling point: jajaja disaster! Kike
: Noche de Carnaval written in the blog!: post deserves!
Ale, boiling point: later, you have my consent
Ale, boiling point: Israeli was the second time I went and took a minute to the inlet
Ale, boiling point: the apparently entered a roundabout recklessly, swerving several and attempted murder with a motorist
Ale, boiling point: Tota, a turnip for both
Kike: Night

Sunday, February 29, 2004

Planets Name In Hindi Super Negratas

As the prophet foretold in their sacred writings Sosjemías, Super nigger came from far away ... fuck or not to pay. And that of course, is what you dress well, everyone looks at you and be part of the ass, but that it "is part of the ass", females included.
Since we left Pepe Manzano and I in my house, at about 11:10, and we feared the worst, and our prediction was fulfilled when at the intersection of Calle Ramón y Cajal Rueda told us about gals dressed as Sailor Moon " Oh, how scary!! " what I had to respond "Shut up pieces of whores or paying follais not today either." The night began badly screwed up, but good laugh, so he left.
At about 12:15 we were almost aboutall gathered near the macaroons to buy ice. The Fox of the shopgirl was disguised as a maid, but looked more like a slut, but I decided not to say anything because everyone knew it. Antuan
's arrival was spectacular, had taken the Afro wig sponge up and now he had eyebrows, and with style glasses Torrente, ipso facto, was dubbed "The Richard " more gypsy I had not ...
Our appearance on Don Clemente ... tremendous, while walking down the martial way the people were already starting the ass when they see us sing the "Mom-who-is-what-you-have-the-black" to get to our beloved square and spot the cherry dress super nigger the prediction came true, Charles Bronson

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Bullpup Stock For Ruger 10 22

So yeah, thanks to the wonderful Semagic (I refer to post below), I managed to post all I had in the old blog (Blogspot ) in this.
Now if that looks like this blog and not before, I was alone, as the corner of Calle Canalejas with Afanador since Pepe "The Cocherón of" off his shop.
Pepe, Utrera and your friends in the neighborhood do not forget, neither you, nor your flags Kurri, nor thy Hurry Up expired, or your hard Bollycao ...